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I know that the mainstream media is in a fairly sad state nowadays. I usually watch it while I eat for entertainment purposes.
But I'll be damned, how boring has these last few days been? All they've had on their mind is the royal titty. No, really, spending hours of airtime talking about a pair of naked tits over and over again. And when they are done, they do that, over, and over, and over again, yet again.
The idiocy is mind boggling. The court injunction to ban the publication of images being discussed over the last few days - just outright pathetic. A simple Google image search for "kate's tits" finds plenty of images which have proliferated the interwebs and cannot be censored, and are available for free to anyone. I did grab a quick look, and what a sorry pair of tits it is, especially from the front. Really disappointing, if you ask me. The bikini royal behind is at the very least sexy.
Which brings us to the important question - who is buying these magazines, and who is driving this interest? Ah, yes, the amazing populace. Just because a pair tits belongs to a glorious royal celebrity, everyone squirms with interest to catch a grainy glimpse of the sagging nipples. Meanwhile, the Internet is overflowing with much better tits in HD, albeit without royal pedigree.
Why do people worship celebrities? Why do they subjugate themselves to the titty influence of a random chick who married a balding heir to an ceremonial throne? Who is it that lines the streets to meet these two unremarkable individuals made famous not because of what they've done or the quality of their ideas, but simply by their genetic makeup? For my money, royals are least deserving celebrities. They aren't even famous for somewhat more relevant achievements of being amazing at getting a tennis ball over the net, singing, acting, or being hilarious.
Don't even get me started on these Muslims killing people over a video pathetic enough to be an elementary school project. When the main Hezbollah beard called it "The most serious insult to Islam ever" I almost fell off my chair.
But I'll be damned, how boring has these last few days been? All they've had on their mind is the royal titty. No, really, spending hours of airtime talking about a pair of naked tits over and over again. And when they are done, they do that, over, and over, and over again, yet again.
The idiocy is mind boggling. The court injunction to ban the publication of images being discussed over the last few days - just outright pathetic. A simple Google image search for "kate's tits" finds plenty of images which have proliferated the interwebs and cannot be censored, and are available for free to anyone. I did grab a quick look, and what a sorry pair of tits it is, especially from the front. Really disappointing, if you ask me. The bikini royal behind is at the very least sexy.
Which brings us to the important question - who is buying these magazines, and who is driving this interest? Ah, yes, the amazing populace. Just because a pair tits belongs to a glorious royal celebrity, everyone squirms with interest to catch a grainy glimpse of the sagging nipples. Meanwhile, the Internet is overflowing with much better tits in HD, albeit without royal pedigree.
Why do people worship celebrities? Why do they subjugate themselves to the titty influence of a random chick who married a balding heir to an ceremonial throne? Who is it that lines the streets to meet these two unremarkable individuals made famous not because of what they've done or the quality of their ideas, but simply by their genetic makeup? For my money, royals are least deserving celebrities. They aren't even famous for somewhat more relevant achievements of being amazing at getting a tennis ball over the net, singing, acting, or being hilarious.
Don't even get me started on these Muslims killing people over a video pathetic enough to be an elementary school project. When the main Hezbollah beard called it "The most serious insult to Islam ever" I almost fell off my chair.
Thank you Gillette
So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is
Haiti is a shithole country
OK so Trump called Haiti a shithole country, and apparently it made many people upset. The dictionary definition of shithole, Google says, is "an extremely dirty, shabby, or otherwise unpleasant place."
Anderson spends two minutes here saying how Haitians are tough people. Yes, that's true. Tough people live in shithole countries everywhere around the world. That's totally besides the point. A country is not a "collection of people rich and poor" blah blah. That's the Haitian people. The country is more (or in this case LESS lol) than its citizens. It's a nation with laws occupying a particular geographic location.
So what is this sleight of
And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(When this began)
I had nothing to say
And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(I was confused)
And I let it all out to find
That I’m not the only person with these things in mind
(Inside of me)
But all that they can see the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I’ve got left to feel
(Nothing to lose)
Just stuck, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own
Something in here's not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
Meryl Streep is an ableist ...
Watch Streep’s speech first below. I’d like to make two broad points about what she said.
… who disrespects disabled people
Some brief background information first. Serge Kovaleski, whom Donald Trump mocked is a successful high profile journalist who won The Pulitzer Prize. That is to say, he is vastly more successful than 99.99% of people in the world, regardless of their health status. He’s probably a millionaire, and is definitely a member of the elite. I don’t doubt his success and his ability to get things done in life.
Did Trump mock Kovaleski? Yes. However, as per this video - https://youtu.be/5aYFC_7Z
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The media is in a sad state... apparently it's not just stateside only...
But then again... outside the UK... who the **** cares about the "Royal Couple" or whatever they call them? Why should we? Aren't they just symbolic figureheads at this point? But nope... their wedding took up *ALL* TV news stateside for hours. Now with naked pics of the both of them... folks clamoring about that shit too.
The reactions to that shit film is absurd too... it's a fucking internet video... It's like the internet troll theory has gone nuclear. Some jackasses make a crude and offensive film... presumably made in the US of A... and folks are all up in a tizzy. It was posted on Youtube, it could've been posted from *anywhere* in the world. Easy enough to fake your location, then post online for almost complete and hard-to-trace anonymity.
But then again... outside the UK... who the **** cares about the "Royal Couple" or whatever they call them? Why should we? Aren't they just symbolic figureheads at this point? But nope... their wedding took up *ALL* TV news stateside for hours. Now with naked pics of the both of them... folks clamoring about that shit too.
The reactions to that shit film is absurd too... it's a fucking internet video... It's like the internet troll theory has gone nuclear. Some jackasses make a crude and offensive film... presumably made in the US of A... and folks are all up in a tizzy. It was posted on Youtube, it could've been posted from *anywhere* in the world. Easy enough to fake your location, then post online for almost complete and hard-to-trace anonymity.