Obama - "Yes, John, go ahead."
John - "Ahem.. Mr. President, you seem to be very touched by the innocent victims of Adam Lanza. Did you also shed a tear for the 38 children that you have killed via drone and cruise missile strikes as part of illegal undeclared wars you've been conducting overseas since the beginning of your presidency? That just happens to be a lot more children than Adam Lanza killed today. Were they the wrong color, or were they in a wrong location to deserve compassion, justice, and sympathy? Would you comment on that?"
Obama - "Uhh.. next question please. Paul, go ahead."
Paul - "Mr. President, according to our research, the corn subsidies you perpetuate in your administration are responsible for tens of thousands of deaths from heart disease and stroke every year. It might not be a sensationalist event like what happened yesterday, but would you be willing to..."
Obama - "Umm.. next question. Wolf, go ahead."
Wolf - "Mr. President, isn't it true that a substantial number of gun violence deaths are a direct result of the failed War on Drugs? Not only here, but in Mexico and South America, this failed policy has killed hundreds of thousands of people - including innocent bystanders - in gang turf war shootouts. Don't you think it's time to..."
Obama - "Next. Bob?"
Bob - "Mr. President, the number of children killed by reckless driving is much higher than those shot by guns. Shouldn't we.."
Obama - "Next."
Bill - "Is it true that more children drown in bath tubs every year than.."
Obama - "OK, that's enough. Can someone hand me a gun?"